This Purple Dinosaur is the most Scariest Being on the face of the Earth. When I was 6 I use to have nightmares Barney would sing "I love you.." While I laid in the bed cowering from him. It started with one sentence said by my eldest sister Corvetta "Barney is a Child Molestor!" And then she went into detail how all his songs and things indicated how creepy he was. "Tree in the Whole" "Rain song" and the enfabled "I Love you" they song at the end of each episode.
The most scariest thing about him was his eyes. Those souless black eyes reminded me of all the horrors that was in the world. If anyone ever wanted to scary me at the age, just wear a Barney suit with a knife covered in fake blood. Oh my jebus I would maybe faint from screaming so hard. Barney is pure evil, unlimited fear concentrated in a purple Dinosaur suit.
It wasn't just them either. My sister said something way to dangerous about the Teletubbies. The fact of the show is it had: A allegedly Gay Purple character, a Black Green one, A yellow female, and a Asian Red Teletubbie. It was then I had seen far enough of Children television. Until the dawning of "Hip-hop Harry" the one and only character I agree with straight to this day. He was a Dancing and Rapping Giant Bear who had a bunch a kid dancers who danced with him. Instead of a Song They did a Dance Circle at the end and before that did actually rap "I Love To Learn". It may be because of my hobby of Dancing that I agree with the show. In a final though I would say this....Down with the Evil Dinosaur!
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